The Lemon Drop Conquest

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The Lemon Drop Conquest - Notes

Here's the IRC conversation and then my notes on how the story should go.

<Kalindra> I'm back, netscrape crashed my system...
<Nutsy> Ahh..
<Kalindra> It doesn't like some jpg files...
<Nutsy> I wondered why you disappeard. Interesting problem.
<Kalindra> At least with my new video board, I only get dumped to dos, the old board crashed the entire machine.
* Nutsy blinks. "Youch!"
<Nutsy> Geeze. Aint computers great?
<Kalindra> Never buy anything from ATI :(
<Nutsy> I'll keep that in mind.
<Nutsy> So, How's the dynamic duo of Bob and Brian doing?
<Kalindra> Not bad, we were plotting the next part of the story Friday over dinner. :)
<Nutsy> Cool!
<Kalindra> How is nutsy and his human doing? :)
<Nutsy> Stumbling through life as always. (:3
<Kalindra> You about ready for vacation?
<Nutsy> Got a really cool picture coming up, if I ever get a chance to finish coloring it.
<Nutsy> Ready! Oh Definitely!!!!
<Nutsy> Plus, I have some new material for the story line I've been working.
<Nutsy> Hopefully all this stuff will come out during the summer.
<Kalindra> Oh? :) Adrians been threatening to start the next writer war in spk.literary.
<Nutsy> I'll be there! (;3
<Nutsy> I wanted to start something a couple days ago, but I didn't have any ideas and Louis kept telling me that he really needed to use the computer for other stuff. <Sigh>
<Kalindra> Probably something silly like term papers or final exams. Just ignore him and use the computer anyway. :)
* Nutsy chuckles.
<Nutsy> It should be interesting. All we need is some semblance of a story line...
<Kalindra> How about how the humans try to stop a power mad squirrel from taking over the world? :)
* Nutsy blinks.
<Nutsy> Now you know, that has merit.
* Nutsy ponders.
<Nutsy> I'm gonna keep thinking about that one. I like it. (:3
<Kalindra> Why am I not surprised
<Nutsy> Hmm. We gotta get more characters involved. Maybe I can convince Penny to join me.
<Kalindra> Uh..... :)
* Kalindra gets out the sledge hammer.
* Nutsy hides on top of Kalindra's head.
<Nutsy> Today, the Archmage, Tomorrow the World!
* Kalindra isn't the archmage anymore. *giggle*
<Nutsy> Oh yeah. <sigh>
* Nutsy pats Kalindra's head.
<Nutsy> I bet ya still got enough power left. You and me, Let's take over the world!
<Kalindra> I'll live, don't worry. North Idaho is gonna remember me for a long time though. :)
<Kalindra> What's in it for me?
<Nutsy> Hmm. Power? Money? Fame? Any of those sound interesting?
<Kalindra> Power, I got it. Fame, why would I want it. Now if you have any chocolate/lemon candy... *giggle*
<Nutsy> Well, my dear, as you may know, Earthlings have great skill with confection. They make soem of the most exquisite lemon drops that can be found anywhere. An as for the chocolate...
<Nutsy> They may well be able to top even the most skilled Velan chefs.
<Kalindra> I know, why do you think I took Brian as my mate. *giggle* He has access to all those wonderful shops!
<Kalindra> Don't tell him I said that though, he still thinks I love him for his sense of humor. :)
<Nutsy> And just think of all that land that could be put to much better use - oranges, grapefruit - They should be growing Lemons! With PROPER rulers...
<Kalindra> Hummmmmmm . o O ( this actually sounds like a good idea, scary! )
<Nutsy> the crops of sugar and chocolare and otehr delicasies would be prodigious!
* Nutsy Looks at his paws.
<Nutsy> Oh, I;m getting so excited at the prospect I can't even type straight!
<Kalindra> You know, they're gonna try and stop us.
<Nutsy> Well, yes, but TRY is the operative word here.
<Nutsy> I just need to convince a few more key people...
<Kalindra> Such as?
<Nutsy> Well, my dear, let's see. If we can't win over the opposition, we shall have to crush them...
<Nutsy> And we'll need people with the necessary skills.
<Nutsy> We have my brains and your magic. Will that be enough?
<Nutsy> Hmm. And what about your mate?
<Kalindra> *blink* Are you implying I don't have brains? :)
* Nutsy patts Kalindra on the head.
<Nutsy> I Wouldn't dream of it my dear.
<Kalindra> What is it with you and heads? *giggle*
<Nutsy> When it comes to raw intellectual prowess, we both know who is superior, but I should say that neither of us is lacking in gray matter.
<Nutsy> Ahh, my seet, I think it is the view. You can see so much more when purched upon a head or a shoulder. Plus you don't have to wory about getting stepped on.
<Kalindra> Sounds like something GreyMouse would have thought of.
<Kalindra> Except I think he's afraid of heights. :)
<Nutsy> Poor land bound creatures. It really is a shame isn't it. (;3
* Kalindra snickers and her head shakes.
* Nutsy is shrown of rather unceremoniusly, but he lands neatly in from of Kalindra. He bows to the fox-morph.
* Nutsy hiding his annoyance, he smiles and produces a lemon drop in the palm of his hand.
* Kalindra eyes the lemon drop, "You trying to bribe a mage?"
<Nutsy> My dear, I must go and plan our conquest.
<Nutsy> I wouldn't think of attempting bribe. Think of this a token of my affection.
<Kalindra> Ah, in that case....
* Kalindra accepts the token of your acknowledgment that she is the brains and the power in this consortium. :)
<Nutsy> I shall contact you again shortly (hopefully!). Until then, we never had this conversation...
<Kalindra> Of course we didn't! (sucks on the lemon drop)
* Kalindra goes off the check the maps for places where chocolate is made.

notes:

At volcanoe collecting rocks, finds obsidian
flies home, blinded by glare of sun
crashes at feet of pretty gray squirrel, is embarrased
flies home. Next morning, decides to make sunglasses
goes to lab. tries to slice obsidian nugget
Explosion, thrown against wall, hit head hard.
unconscious - would have seen a black vapor, basso profundo voice FREE AT LAST
Wakes up. Two hollow halves of obidian
Hated of obsidian chunk (mess, explodem etc)
- hits it with hammer but doesn't shatter
keeps hitting it till it flies off and bounces under a bench
storms off. Broods over lunch burns himself.
angry. goes to visit Louis, but is rebuffed - busy in finals
Hash words - storms off. mopes around home Tired of taking this crap
I'll show them all. I'll take over the world.
Hellfire and damnation, I'll take over ALL the worlds!
goes to lab, brushes all to the floor begins to plan
Got kalindra by promise of candy - will turn earth into a candy plantation
Wish to pump uncle Frehla for information so we can build a shield.
Will sneak through fold with Foxeris (need sheild), to get nexessary chips & equipment to reproduce on velar.
Want earth for supplies, earthlings make good natural labor but they are had to keep under control. Want Velar for it's technology. Want Menzaii for it's warriors.
Control of Menzaii - Great conquest, must implan chip, chip can be used to exterminate troublesome Meenzal
Lemon is addictive to Velans, can easily control the Velan popuation.
Poison Wheat, poison rice via virus - will destroy 90% of earth's population. The rest will be used as manual labor. Botulin or tetanus toxin. contamination is easily detectable.
Must get the virus, then get Kalindra to create a storm that will spread the virus. Also need an alabi to get Kalindra to create the storm. She does raw power, Nutsy will spread the virus
How do we get Fox to want to go between worlds? Need a reason - the conspiracy has Oria. can get any hair and a voice to be the conspiracy.
Ask Adrian who among his group knows DNA - noone - so he will be used to greate the bogus message to get Foxeris to return
Wander through yiffnet, meet Kalindr leaving #furry. Enlist her help, also learn to be more cautios about telling people my plan to take over the world.
First, talk to Uncle Freyhla, and find out how to build a psi-block for the trip through the fold. Then talk to adrianne to do the voice of Oria, Serin to do the voice of the kidnapper.
Talk to Kalindra, must get Foxeris to return to earth. Then give him the message and follow him with the psi shield. Message threatens to harm Oria genetically. bring beacons (Marble acorns) that can be dropped at various worlds so they can be found later.
Get the viruses and seeds made and return: virus: attacks wheat and rice, merges nightshade genes to create digitalis - kills. Hardy lemon addictive to Velans, hardy cacao, hardy sugar pine varieties - create tons of seeds, get the squirrels of the world to spread them, I of course will help.
Get Kalindra to create Earthwide storm, spread viruses and seeds.
Disrtubute the virus and the seeds in the storm
within a month the earth will be mine.
Will allow Velan bakers access to the resources - Within a month, Velar falls.
The Meenzala will follow where I lead after a demonstration of my resources and desire for conquest of the rest of the multiverse. Give them chips and Viola, I have control of the best militart organization in this verse!

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2002-11-03 (2861 days ago)