Chili Of Death

Nutsy wrote:
: In your mail, you find a fancy white envelope. You open it up. It
: contains card with fancy guilded lettering. It reads

:         You, your friends and family
:            are cordially invited
:        to a picnic lunch this weekend
:           at Lake Dusty, hosted by
:              Nutsy and friends.
:       This will be a potluck, so please
:         bring a drink, salad, entree,
:         or dessert. Ethinic dishes are
:         enthusiastically recommended.
:
:       P.S. This message will self destruct
:               in five seconds.

       Kyrn isn't sure how somebody managed to get by all the traps that protect his home and sanctum. As he reads the card that he found sitting on his desk, he decides to accept the invitation if for no other reason then to learn who his new adversary is.

       "So they want me to bring something to eat, so be it."

       Locating a rather dusty book in a corner of his library he hasn't visited in years, the unicorn breaks into a grin that promises evil things for those who partake of his 'special' cooking. Humming a rather naughty tune to himself, Kyrn heads off to his lab to gather some of the more exotic things the recipe calls for ...

[ Cooking for Assassins, Made Simple ]

Chapter Five: Slow Flaming Chili of Death

       You will need a Pyrex mixing bowl for this recipe, anything less will melt when you attempt to mix the ingredients. A reliable mask certified for class 3 poisonous vapors is also required.